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IsSaSsY #2: Do Not Read This

September 14, 2006

Yes. What are you eyes doing, greedily digesting these myriad meaningless blobs and lines formed from nothing more than itty bits of light? Get out of here! Pick up a real book! Feel the smoothness of the paper, caress the light pages (make sure it’s a textbook alright. An educational textbook. Like from school. Definitely not an ‘educational’ textbook, please. If you know what I mean.)

Lock yourself in the *insert nice place here* (i.e.: a toilet) with, I dunno, 3 textbooks and your notes (I should talk about this next). Get a, er, timed lock or something (or just use your iron will! Sieg heil!), let yourself out after, say, 45 minutes of study, or maybe half a chapter. Do it, and you shall be strong. Do it, and avoid staring at the lint in your bellybutton (unless it’s growing at an alarming rate and threatening to engulf the human race! Grooar!) in a bid to alleviate the boredom coming from blinking at myriad meaningless blobs and lines formed from nothing more than itty bits of… ink.

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